Hurray for Fridays! I tend to find myself loopy by now, if I'm not that way already after raiding Ulduar Monday - Wednesday in 25-man, followed by a 10-man on Thursday I start to see things a little differently.
I noticed the other day that there is a program out there that let's you use Twitter while in game. This works not only for WoW , but any PC game out there. It is not an addon, but an application (much to my dismay) as apparently addons can not communicate with an outside source. This got me thinking last night as I tweeted away (@therealnate), "what would a tweet from my character look like? " and not only that but all the other classes? Well, here's my best guess:
Death Knight:
- Style - Snarky, angry, full of contempt towards Lich King. This class loves to complain about not being alive, but yet takes no crap from no one. Anyone silly enough to even suggest that they are not the greatest creature in the universe will likely face death (or a REALLY annoying conversation).
- Celebrity Counterpart - @aplusk
- Sample tweet - "Raid leader said Unholy's can't tank, that's when I strangulated him"
Warriors:
- Style - Aggressive, full of rage and determination these guys tweet short and sweet. However the theme is certainly not, as they are typically either bragging about their victory or their expectation of one upcoming.
- Celebrity Counterpart - @PeteCarroll
- Sample tweet - "Admit DEFEAT? I'd rather wear cloth armor!!!"
Paladins:
- Style - Proper, uplifting and usually quite steadfast in their beliefs on what is right and wrong, you can expect paladins to be sending messages on devotion to ones self and kingdom (tweetdom?) above all else.
- Celebrity Counterpart - @MCHammer
- Sample tweet - "Giving 100% is never enough, especially when you can give 200"
Priests:
- Style - Spiritual and helpful, the priests (at least the holy ones) are a good natured bunch who tweet messages of inspiration and happiness to their followers. Balancing between uplifing and annoying you can expect a priest to try their hardest to improve your day
- Celebrity Counterpart - @PaulaAbdul
- Sample tweet - "Happiness is more than just stopping for a mana refresh"
Druids:
- Style - Broad and sometimes confusing because of their shape shifting style, you'll really never know what kind of tweet you'll get from Druids. You can expect that sometimes you'll even get two thoughts in one tweet.
- Celebrity Counterpart - @The_Real_Shaq
- Sample tweet - My bear form is in need of more armor....especially when I'm swimming in the water."
Shamans:
- Style - As visionaries and philosophers, Shamans tend to tweet big picture questionst that will blow your mind. They don't tweet often, but when they do, they are always profound. Just don't expect them to follow you!
- Celebrity Counterpart - @algore
- Sample tweet - "To lack discipline is more than just pulling aggro with cloth armor"
Hunters:
- Style - Corny, sometimes bland, hunters focus on what's going on around them a little too much. Typically tweeting on what their pets are doing you never really learn much about them, but you certainly know what's going on around them.
- Celebrity Counterpart - @britneyspears
- Sample tweet - "Fleshripper got into the Dalarn meat locker again, don't they realize raptors can unlock doors?"
Rogues:
- Style - Sneaky and boastful, Rogues tend to say very little with their tweets and let their actions do the talking. However, expect them to be quick to retweet if you suggest they can't defeat you 1 on 1.
- Celebrity Counterpart - @StephenColbert
- Sample tweet - "Right.....behind....you"
Warlocks:
- Style - Cunning and smart, Warlocks like to tweet about themselves and especially how well they've done in PvP (especially with that dang "Fear").
- Celebrity Counterpart - @mindykaling
- Sample tweet - "Feared another 25 people, when are they going to realize they can't interrupt me fast enough"
Mages:
- Style - Boastful and perhaps even slightly pompus, Mages love to tweet about smashing their previous DPS records, especially in the middle of fighting.
- Celebrity Counterpart - @RainnWilson
- Sample tweet - "12,500 damage one shot! A new record.... Oh wait 14,000!!"
