Sometimes missions take you into enemy territory, and Raynor's first foray out of the NOOBZ box was no different. As soon as he sprung free from his packaging, he wanted nothing more than to survey his surroundings and learn about his newfound enemy: Mickey Mouse. What we collected in the following is our documentary footage of the expedition. Beware: some content is disturbing -- it was, after all Disneyland.
We first caught site of Raynor out on the patio. He had spied a new threat on the horizon. The enemy, run by a one Mickey Mouse, had set up camp just a few clicks away, and was quickly converting resources into the materials of a deadly new kind of warfare -- Savagely spewing magic and fun at their enemies until even the most hardened warrior had his cynicism stripped from him and his inner child laid bare; gruesome was the only word for it.
Not one to sit idly by, Raynor made arrangements to hop the next troop transport, planning to scout the enemy camp and learn their weaknesses. He of course, managed exact change.
While in transit, Raynor drank in what knowledge he could about this mysterious character known only as Mickey Mouse.
On first inspection it appeared this Mickey Mouse was a self-obsessed narcissist. Even the ground was paved with stones in his likeness. Most likely Mouse ruled through terror and made sure his slaves never forgot he was watching them, even from below their very feet.
Incredibly powerful, it appeared Mouse was able to transport whole Earth landmarks and relocated them into his domain.
It would appear that Mouse had begun some sort of grotesque terraforming operation here at his base camp. Entire plants grow with his face. Truly frightening indeed.
What Raynor referred to as human/zerg creep was infesting much of the landscape, and had made enough inrodes so that a newly finished hive command center off in the distance.
Raynor vowed to waste this Mickey Mouse, just as he had wasted the zerg.
"My god, he knew we were coming!"
Raynor stands shocked, realizing he is fighting against an army of giants. "Fourty iches! Hell, I'm only six!"
It was obvious to Raynor that the threat of invasion was emminent. They had already started to build air units.
Once he saw their garrison full of half-breed alien/human mutants, Raynor knew he was up against the most dangerous threat to the universe yet.
Hacking Mouse's own communication tower, Raynor sent out the corrdinates of the enemy base to HQ and ordered an immediate strike. "It might be too late for this planet, but hell, at least we'll give it a try."
Raynor bid us farewell as he left, planning to infiltrate the enemy through the gift shop. Blizzard watch over him, we shall post our footage as a pledge of support.
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