• Mark Burnham
  • Mark Burnham

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  • Strength - Favorite Physical ActivitiesIt's complex really. First, lifting weights. Easy. Then I throw on a medallion and go to really swanky clubs with my rich beautiful friends, get into passionate bar-fights, and carry women out of the clubs. Also, lying.
  • Dexterity - Favorite Action GamesViewtiful Joe, Ninja Gaiden, DMC, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
  • Constitution - Favorite FoodsMexican, chicken pot pie, pizza, soup, lembas bread, beer
  • Wisdom - Favorite BooksBowl of Cherries, John Dies at the End, Gravity's Rainbow, Catch 22, AHBWOSG, Absurdistan, If on a Winter's Night a Traveler, Speak Memory, Wittgenstein, The Stuff of Thought
  • Intelligence - Favorite RPGsFinal Fantasy VII
  • Charisma - Favorite BandsDillinger Escape Plan, Sigur Ros, Flaming Lips, beer
My name is Mark, I loathe sports games (yes I hate even that on you're thinking of), live in Hollywood and enjoy burritos. Welcome. Most cordially, welcome. During the week I work for Mahalo.com, a human-powered search engine, building video game pages (http://www.mahalo.com/Category:Video_Games). On weekends, I go to arcades and whoop children at Street Fighter II, acting all sage and harrowed the whole time. And I write.